C                          D7
Come on down to where them tracks cross high streets
        G7              G          C
You can watch the whole world go insane
C                        D7
See the lighters hit the rocks in the bushes
         G7               G          C
Like the stars are coming down like rain

C                     C7
Here she comes just a skin and bone skeleton
       F                    D7
She is food for the crack cocaine
C                       A7
She's got a baby living right outside the city
         D7                      G
Man, she don't even remember his name
G
Well his name is Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Jesse James!


[Chorus]

    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
       C           A7
To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
        C          A7
It's to work or to jail
            D7           G            C      G    C
Man they're closing them doors on the world


[Verse]

C
Laugh if you want to
       D7
Really is kinda funny
           G7         G                  C
'Cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy
    C                          D7
The herd is stampeding now the fence is gone
G7  G         C
Television is always on
        C                     C7
It says save the children but drop the bomb
  F                        D7
Replace the word right now with the word wrong
               C                   A7
Hey, there's a big sale on Tuesday get it before it's gone
       D7                                   G
Get a picture with the four horsemen for a nominal sum
G
Now that they got everything they'd like to sell you some


[Chorus]

    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
       C           A7
To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
        C          A7
It's to work or to jail
            D7           G            C      G    C
Man they're closing them doors on the world


[Verse]

C
Take this pill now
    D7
And put it on your tongue
G7        G      C
Keeps you acting just like everyone
C                                 D7
Keeps you from feeling good, bad, ugly, crazy, dumb
           G7           G              C
It ain't a drug goddamn it I'd give it to my only son
      C
Well, no one's gonna get arrested
         C7
No one's having any fun
         F
Doctor's orders: you feel your heart beating,
D7
go ahead and take you one
         C
Now your duller than a singing saw playing
A7
Uncomfortably numb
       D7                             G
It's a thorazine work party with free fluoride bubble gum
G
You wander like a zombie out into the midday sun


[Chorus]

    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
       C           A7
To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
        C          A7
It's to work or to jail
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
       C           A7
To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
        C          A7
It's to work or to jail
            D7           G            C      G    C
Man they're closing them doors on the world

yea they're closin' them doors
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
       C           A7
To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
    F         D7
All hail! All hail!
        C          A7
It's to work or to jail
            D7           G
Man they're closing them doors
             D7           G
Yeah they're closing them doors
             D7           G                   C
Yeah they're closing them doors on the world