Fm  C7  Bbm   C7


[Verse 1]
Fm
I still remember 

Third of December
C7
Me in your sweater 

You said it looked better
  Bbm
On me, than it did you 

Only if you knew
  C7
How much I liked you
 
But I watch your eyes, as she...


[Pre-Chorus]
Fm                        
Walks by 

What a sight for 
C7
Sore eyes
               
Brighter than a 
Bbm
Blue sky 

She's got you
     C7
Mesmerized 

While I die


[Chorus]
Fm                              
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    C7
I'm not even half, as pretty 
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better 

Wish I were Heather


[Verse 2]
Fm
Watch as she stands with

Her holding your hand 
         C7
Put your arm 'round her shoulder 

Now I'm getting colder
     Bbm
But how could I hate her?
 
She's such an angel 
C7
But then again, kinda 

Wish she were dead, as she...


[Pre-Chorus]
Fm                      
Walks by 

What a sight for 
C7
Sore eyes
               
Brighter than a 
Bbm
Blue sky 

She's got you
     C7
Mesmerized 

While I die


[Chorus]
Fm                            
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    C7
I'm not even half, as pretty 
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better 

Wish I were Heather


[Instrumental]
Fm  C7  Bbm  C7


[Chorus]
Fm                              
Why would you ever kiss me? 
     C7
I'm not even half, as pretty
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better