F                      E
Fat conference women
       F                     E
Clap return of glass house
        F                    E
And the Arabs have it made
       F                    E
Oil is women in veils, eyes glazed


[Chorus]
E
 Second Dark Age. Death of the USA
E
 Return of the family
E
 The scooter cabbages


[Verse 2]
        F                 E  F             E
And the commune crapheads    sit and whine
          F                         E    F                     E
While the common near my birthplace   is now a police college


[Chorus]
       F
It's a second dark age
F
No Psalm Sunday or any day
    F
The city is dead
                  F
Bust. Ghost-dance rite. Tepid


[Verse 3]
        F                         E
I could join a pray-peace group
E               E
Spy in Norway
      F                            E
Cause groups can change the world
         F                     E
And meet Ms. Fjord and Benny.*
F   E    F       E
"Hi I am Benny


[Chorus]
E
Go where the brave prance
                     E
No Czechoslovak food queues are a party, fool


[Verse 4]
       F        E    F  E
A mediocre anti-Jew
           F                    E
And single people are screwed
       F                E
In the Second Dark Age


[Chorus]
       E
In the Second Dark Age
     E
I am Roman Totale, 17
    E
The bastard offspring
   E
Of Charles I and the Great God Pan