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Florida shakes in the mystery of numbers
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Pan handlers cookin them road kill wings
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Texas drinks from 1100 springs
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Cotton mouth and the copperhead are king
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Cotton mouth and the copperhead are king


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Nebraska asks if you're up to the task of
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Corn in a basket what ya gonna say
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California likes to kill ther gov'ners
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In a pool of blood on a super highway
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In a pool of blood on a super highway

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Montana's cold as the titties on witches
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Freeze yer fine hairs and yer britches too
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Minnesota is a site in the summer
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But a Louisiana ditch is just another bayou
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But a Louisiana ditch is just another bayou

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Aladambama and Mississippi do
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Muggy in the summer and Christmas too
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Oklahoma is a dirty red mean
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Native American slot machine
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Native American slot machine

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Ate the fuzz off a Georgia peach
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South Carolina I learned to preach
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Married my cousin up in Arkansas
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Married two more when I got to Utah
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Married two more when I got to Utah


Virgina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee
Vermont, Delaware, Missouri
Illinois, Indiana, Wyoming, Rhode Island
Pennsylvania, Arizona, North Carolina
Michigan, Maine, Maryland, Idaho
Connecticut, Massachussets, Ohio
Nevada, Wisconsin, Oregon
Kansas, Iowa, Washington
New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Mexico
North Dakota, South Dakota, Colorado

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Wake up lads, we're runnin late
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Rackin my rig in the Lower 48