D                          G 
Straight from the shoulder
   D             G     
I think like a soldier
   C                                     A 
I know what's right and what's wrong
      C                                              A
He knows what's right and what's wrong.
                  D               G           D         G   
I'm the original discriminating buffalo man
             C                                            A   
And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can
          C                                   A
He'll do what's wrong as long as he can
   D          G            D             G 
I live in a labyrinth under the sea
G                  C     G   D               G
Down in the dark as dark as can be
C                                    A 
I like the dark as dark as can be
C                                       A
He likes the dark as dark as can be
 
I'll even attack you or eat you whole
Down in the dark my bone mills roll
Porridge for my porridge bowl
Porridge for his porridge bowl
 
      D                G                         D    G   
I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born
                                      D7             G
He's strong as the earth from which he's born
   C                                      A      
I can't dream well because of my horns
      C                                              A    
He can't dream well because of his horns

 
Moo
 
I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born
He's strong as the earth from which he's born
I can't dream well because of my horns
He can't dream well because of his horns

    D        G         D     G    
A minotaur gets very sore
       D          G           D        G
His features they are such a bore
      C                      A         
His habits are predicta-bull 
       C                 Am  E  A  
Aggressively re – li - a-bull, bull, bull
       D                  G                         D    G   
I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born
                                     D7              G 
He's strong as the earth from which he's born
     C                                    A  
I can't dream well because of my horns
     C                                       A
He can't dream well because of his horns
 
           D              G                D            G 
I'm the original discriminating buffalo man
              C                                 A   
And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can
         C                                    A 
He'll do what's wrong as long as he can

      D              G        D              G   
As long as he can as long as he can,
       D        G        D              G    
He can he can as long as he can,
     D               G        D              G 
 as long as he can as long as he can