When I hang around my house
I do it theatrically
Is somebody watching me?

Hey! Oh its you
You scared the crap outta me
Why are you filming me?

Don't you know I hate it when you
Sneak up on me like that
I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat

So now I'm gonna read a book
And give you a dirty look
Just let me read my book

I like to dress up like a fabulous clown
Do you like my hair up or does it look better down

When its Emo like this, I look Japanese
I look like Zoolander now

Hey, why are you filming me?
I'm using the lavatory!
I'm doing a number three!

Hey by the way
Did you pay the cable bill
It was on the windowsill

You're hot, but you're dumber than a shoe
I'm singing about a dude
But they wont let me show the dude

Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs
But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay

Its totally cool when two chicks to make out
Everyone is amused
I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news

That doesnt make sense to me

Oww, I just hit my knee!
Why are you filming me?
Stop laughing at me
Why are you filming me?

Oww!