from David Cushman, http://*~dcushman/*


Intro1:
Strummed wildly with brass in background
  E          A         E    A         C#m   A  B  E
E-4--5--7----9---7--5--4----9---7--5--4--5--7--5--4---|
B-5--7--9----10--9--7--5----10--9--7--5--7--9--7--5---|
G-----------------------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|


Verse:
E|---------0---------------------0---------0---------0-------------|
B|--------------0-----0---------------0----0---------0----0-----0--|
G|------1----------1-----------------------------------------1-----|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0---------------------0--------------------0--------------------|

E|---------------5-----------------------------------4--4----4--4--|
B|------x--5--------5-----------------------4-h-5----5--5----5--4-h|
G|------x--6-----------4b~r-\2-----2-----2--6--------6--6----6--6--|
D|-7----x--7--------------------4-----4-----6--------6--6----6--6--|
A|-7----x--7--------------------------------4--------4--4----4--4--|
E|-5---------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------4--4-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-5----5--5-------4----x--4--------------4------------------------|
G|------6--6----4--4----x--4--------------4------------------------|
D|------6--6----4--4----x--4----4h6p4-----4------------------------|
A|------4--4----2--2-------------------7------7----7--6--4--2--2---|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------0---|

E|--0---------------0---------------------------5------------------|
B|--0------0--------0---------------2--2----2------5---------------|
G|--1------1--------1------2--2-----2--2----2---------4b~r-2-----2-|
D|----------------------------2-----2--2----2-----------------4----|
A|----------------------------0-----0--0----0----------------------|
E|------------0----------------------------------------------------|

E|-4--------4--4--4----4--4--4----4--4--4----4\--------------------|
B|-4-h-5----5--5--5----5--4--5----5--5--5----5\---------4----------|
G|-6--------6--6--6----6--6--6----6--6--6----6\-4-------4----------|
D|-6--------6--6--6----6--6--6----6--6--6----6\-4-------4----4h6p4-|
A|-4--------4--4--4----4--4--4----4--4--4----4\-2---/6-------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------|
B|----4--------------------|
G|----4--------------------|
D|----4--------------------|
A|-7------7----7--6--4--2--|
E|-------------------------|
E                             A
             C#m
I just can't help myself
                   B
I lost my old lady

Got my lures, got my bobbers, now I'm gonna go
E
Got off in the wrong direction
A
Found a hooker and lost my erection
     C#m                                       B
So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home


Chorus:
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------2-----2-------2--------------------9--------------------|
G|-2----x--2-----2--2----2--2--------------------9----4--------4---|
D|-2----x--2-----2--2----2--2----2---------9----------4--------4---|
A|-0----x--0--------0-------0----2--2-/-7-------------2---0/2--2---|
E|-------------------------------0---------------------------------|

E|----------------------------------------------------2------------|
B|-------------------------x--2----2----2-------------2----2-----2-|
G|------4-----2----x--2----x--2----2----2--------------------------|
D|------4-----2----x--2----x--2----2----2----------4----------2----|
A|-0/2--2--2--0----x--0--------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------0--2------------------|

E|---------0-----0-0-0---0--0--0--0--0--0--|
B|---------0-----0-0-0---0--0--0--0--0--0--|
G|---------1-----1-1-1---1--1--1--1--1--1--|
D|-2----2--------2-2-2---2--2--2--2--2--2--|
A|-2----2--------2-2-2---2--2--2--2--2--2--|
E|-0----0--------0-0-0---0--0--0--0--0--0--|
                 A
        Well the good guys and the bad guys
                        E                     B
        Well they never work past noon around here
                 A                                      F#m
        They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas
                       E
        And drink warm beer

Intro

E                                   A
              C#m
We just can't help ourselves
                       B
We lost our old ladies

Got our lures, got our bobbers, now we're gonna go
E
Got off in the wrong direction
A
Found some hookers and lost our erections
      C#m                                       B
So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home

Chorus

Intro

Solo:
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------|A-E-A-C#m-A-B-E
E|--------------------------------12-----------------------------------------|
B|-------------9h10----9h10p9---------12--12b----12--------------------------|
G|-------------9-------9------------------11b----11----9-\-6---9----9-/-11---|
D|---------9-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-/-9---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------12------12--------------|
B|-9---9h10p9---------------------------x--12h14-------14------14--12------|
G|-------------11b----11--9------9------x------------------------------13--|
D|---------------------------11---------x----------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------12------12------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------17----------|
G|-13h14-------14------14--14--13\-----------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------9-------14---16b-------16r--16-|
A|-----------------------------------7-/-9-----/14-------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|--------------------13h14--13h14~~~~~-|
D|-14------14--14h16--------------------|
A|-----16-------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

Chorus x2

End with intro