I picked this cunt from the bar, I was thinking the night was still young
When we arrived to my place, I realized it was a fucking mystake

What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off

There she was standung in front of me, hairy armpits like a fucking sheep
I did lock at her hairy feet that's when I lost my erection indeed

What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off

So I threw the bitch out of my place went to vomit then to bed
I tried, tried to masturbate but hairy image were stuck to my head

What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off