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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I love a little hamster up my rectum
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It makes me feel so bright and so gay
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What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
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It makes me orgasm every day

[Verse 2]
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I love a little hamster up my rectum
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I freeze up to twenty every day
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They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
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It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray

[Verse 3]
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I love a little hamster up my rectum
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But they always try to get out up my arse
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They try and they try and then they do die
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They always pick the wrong end of the shaft

[Verse 4]
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I love a little hamster up the rectum
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But they always try to get out the wrong way
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They try try then they do die
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Always try to exit the wrong way

[Verse 5]
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But now my rectum has been ruptured
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And in the pet shop I no longer pay
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I'm left to reminisce of my moments of bliss
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When with hamsters I had my evil ways

[Verse 6]
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I love a little hamster up the rectum
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I love a little hamster up the arse
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I love a little hamster up the anus
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It always makes me laugh

[Verse 7]
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I love a little hamster up the rectum
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I love a little hamster up the bum
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I love a little hamster up the bumhole
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Now that's what I call fun fun fun fun …