E|--------------------------------------------------------3~----------5~-------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------3~----------5~-------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------4~----------6~-------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------5~----------7~-------------------|
A|------------------------5/-4-----------------4-4/-5-----5~----------7~-------------------|
E|-----3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3-------5--5-5-5-5--5-5------------3~----------6~-------------------|

listen to the recording for rythym for the chorus.

[Chorus]

      D     U  D  U  D    U    D  U  D  U  D   U D   U    D  U  D  U  D  U     D  U  D  U  D
E|----3-----3--3--3--3----3----3--3--3--3--3/--4-4/--5----5--5--5--5--5--5-----5--5--5--5--5\-----------|
B|----3-----3--3--3--3----3----3--3--3--3--3/--4-4/--5----5--5--5--5--5--5-----5--5--5--5--5\-----------|
G|----4-----4--4--4--4----4----4--4--4--4--4/--5-5/--6----6--6--6--6--6--6-----6--6--6--6--6\-----------|
D|----5-----5--5--5--5----5----5--5--5--5--5/--6-6/--7----7--7--7--7--7--7-----7--7--7--7--7\-----------|
A|----5-----5--5--5--5----5----5--5--5--5--5/--6-6/--7----7--7--7--7--7--7-----7--7--7--7--7\-----------|
E|----3-----3--3--3--3----3----3--3--3--3--3/--4-4/--6----5--5--5--5--5--5-----5--5--5--5--5\-----------|

lyrics (these took me an astronomically long time to figure out lol)

woke up, feelin' fine
my wife and i kissed our goodbyes
well, feelin' like i'd justified
that this job may be my demise
i'm thinkin back of all the things i've done,
my education and my supplications,
oh, i don't know if all this stuff's enough
i should hope so, it's goin' rough, 'cause:

gonna get fired
fired today (fired
i think i'm gonna get fired     x2
fired today (fi-ired)

my boss stands up to me,
so proud of me, part of this industry
well, give a little dose of reality
you ain't got what it takes to be
try hard, be the best
well, don't worry so much about the rest, well
not enough to pass the test
well what am I gonna tell my wife, 'cause:

gonna get fired
fired today (fired)
i think i'm gonna get fired     x2
fired today (ayy-ayy-ayy)

my mother-in-law's gonna flip
when she finds out what my boss just said,
thinkin' all about my bull today,
yes, i'm layin' in my bed tonight
no one to blame but myself,
spent too much time starin' at the wall
gonna pride myself on my half wealth
and a good state of mental health, 'cause:

gonna get fired
fired today (fired)
i think i'm gonna get fired     x2
yeah, fired today (ayy-ayy-ayy)

fired today
fired today       x6


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