Being a rock and roll star's not good enough for me -
I'm a-craving respectability.
My career is taking a different course-a:
Watch out world, I'm gonna be a author.

I'm swapping verse, middle eight and chorus
For paper, pen and thesaurus.
The only thing I'm keeping is the girls in front of stage:
I might be a genius, but I still want to get laid.

It's about time people began to see
Not all rock stars are like Ted Mulry.
It's prejudice, and my novel will be fighting it -
Just as soon as my roadie has finished writing it.