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[Verse]
A
Salvage yard scavenging, bent over backwards
    D
The caverns are vast and packed to the rafters with
A
decaying corpses. Of course it's important€“.
D
Pertinent details from primary sources
    A
The voices are louder than ever before,
         D
Sticking forks into four-legged horses
           A
Deplorable forces conspire to fire the lord
       D
and to hire a guy who will try to eat more of the
E
portions. A guy who's more boorish,
                 D
a guy who's more selfish, with elves as his helpers
                 E
Hopeless hapless masses are dopes, they suppose
                  D
It's the same old rigamarole that we know,
                  E
It's as bold as a rodeo. Run with the bulls€“.
                    D
All the bullshit is so, so disposable.

Open wounds, broken bones.


[Verse]
A
Choking from smoking these Marlboro hundreds
   D
Dysfunctional, fuck up in front of the public
A
Dublin is so far away€“ it's disgusting
    D
The way that these laymen conduct their discussions
         A
But it's fun to disrupt if youre cussing enough
       D
Then I call my own bluff, push my luck
                    A
Hungry husbands are smuggling in drugs with their blood bubbling, boiling
  D
Recoil from the touch of the boys in the club
       E
Noise erupts from the speakers, they scream from the bleachers
D
Creatures in need of a teacher
              E
The reason is clear as a really bleached t-shirt
             D
The fever is reaching its peak.
                              E
The deceivers are speaking of peace like it's reachable
                             D
The evil are peeking through cracks in the steeple. Believe it, it's real.
         A
'Tis the season, I'm breathing in poison, chest heaving,
      D
Can't even conceive of the next best thing
             A
€œArrest these heathens! Forget the trial, lock 'em up, toss the key €
D
Dot the T's, cross the I's, lots of apostrophes
E
Coughing up boxes of bucks to stay lost
       D
in the fog of this obnoxious process
                 E
My conscience is quiet, ensconced in the tarpit
          D                                               G
Cover the garden with carpet, forget and get onto the starship


[Verse]
                                   D
We're off to another dimension€“ the rent's too expensive here
                         G
Spent my whole pension improving my penmanship
                     D
When does it get any closer to ending?
                           C
And can I just mention the stench?
                                        G
It's relentless when in the presence of elegant gentlemen
                              C
The villains have taken their vengeance
                                      G
I regret to say they've collected the evidence
                                     D
Repent and pretend every entrance is open to tenants with references
          C
Declare myself president of the emptiness,
           D
Say I'm Rembrandt of dancing on the precipice
             C
Eleven years in and trying to stay relevant
                    D
But based on what's left of the remnants of my intestines
        Dm
I would guess I've ingested the medicine.


[Bridge]
          Em
Yes, I've been everywhere but everywhere that I've been
          Bm
I've been out of my element, even in my own skin
    E                                                D
And I can't begin to think what I'd tell people back home
     A                   D
So I tell it to the microphone
  A                   D
I tell it to the microphone.
E                       D
I can't leave the life alone€“.
E                       D
I can't leave the life alone€“.
  A                   D
I tell it to the microphone.
  A                   D
I tell it to the microphone.
E                       D
I can't leave the life alone€“.
E                       D
I can't leave the life alone€“.