Intro Part 1
E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|---4--4--4--4-| x4
D|--4--4--4--4--|
A|-2------------|
E|----0--4--0---|

Intro Part 2
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-4-----4-----4-----4-----|
D|-4(x4)-4(x4)-4(x4)-4(x4)-| x4
A|-2-----x-----x-----x-----|
E|-------0-----4-----0-----|

Verse Part 1
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-4~-----44------22---4~-4~-----|
D|-4~---44--44--44--44-4~---4~---|
A|-2~-22------22-------2~-----2~-|
E|-------------------------------|

Verse Part 2 (same as bass line)
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------| x4
A|-22222222----------------------------|
E|----------00000000-44444444-00000000-|
   ........ ........ ........ ........

Chorus
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|-4------------------------|
D|-4(x16)2-----6-----2------| x2
A|-2-----2(x16)6(x16)2(x16)-|
E|-------0-----4-----0------|

Break Down Part 1
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-22222222----------------------------|
E|----------44444444-00000000-00000000-|
   ........ ........ ........ ........

Break Down Part 2
E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|-4----------------4----6----8----9----11-----|
D|-4(x8)6----2------4(x3)6(x3)8(x3)9(x7)11(x9)-|
A|-2----6(x8)2(x16)-2----4----6----7----9------|
E|------4----0---------------------------------|

Ending
E|--------------| e|-------------|
B|--------------| B|-------------|
G|---4--4--4--4-| x3 G|---4--4--4-4-|
D|--4--4--4--4--| D|--4--4--4--4-|
A|-2------------| A|-2---------2-|
E|----0--4--0---| E|----0--4---0-|

Vocals
  
  Verse 1
   Awake, Alone I find myself at home again.
   There goes the phone. Who calls no one but my best friends.
   They ask me to go, have lunch with them at Taco Bell.
   It's one o' clock, I've wasted half of my day.
  
  Verse 2
   So I got in my car, and drove around for hours.
   Cause I was still asleep, I ran into a stop sign.
   Now I have no front lights, and it's getting to dark to see.
   I called up an engineer, to tell them to come pick up
   poor little me.
 
  Chorus
   I am tired please don't wake me.
   O dear God please don't mistake me.
   For some one you know, how many times do I tell you so.
   I am just an average man.
   I sleep as much as I can.
   Being lazy nothing hard, how did it get me this far?
  
  Verse 3
   So my friends picked me up, and took me to a party
   I was tired as heck, met some chicks and all of them
   denied me sex.
   I had no ride home, I had to walk all the way.
   Awake, alone, what a crappy day.

  Chorus
   I am tired please don't wake me.
   O dear God please don't mistake me.
   For some one you know, how many times do I tell you so.
   I am just an average man.
   I sleep as much as I can.
   Being lazy nothing hard, how did it get me this far?