Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town, full of Village People
Waking up to say

Yes, gawd
Werk, bitch
Yas, gworl
The house-down, boots

There go the go-go's, with their cakes, like always
The same old, thirsty clientele
Every morning, just the same
Since the morning that we came to this Brokeback Mountain town

(Good morning, Belle) good morning, Ru
(Where are you sashaying off to?) The book shop
I just finished the most wonderful pride festival, with glitter, and ribbons, and
(That's nice)
(Pit Crew, grab my wigs)
(Hurry up, girls)

She's serving us House On The Prairie realness
That Pollyanna pony tail, ugh
What a crusty shade of blue, and that apron is just ew
But she really is a basic queen, miss Belle

Nuh-uh, Miss Thang (girl, bye, Felicia)
No tea, no shade (girl, boom, girl, bye, wah)
I need six weaves (just get extensions)
There must be more than: Yas, girl, get yo' life

(Yas) hi Adam, hi Steve I've come to return the book I borrowed
(Yas) have you got anything new?
(Yas) why, thank you, this one is perfect It's my favorite, can I keep it?
(Yas) thank you, thank you, very much (yas)

I heard she's got a thing for beasts and gerbils
(I heard she used to be a male)
(Golly, how'd I end up here? I'm just looking for a beard)
But she really is a basic fish, miss Belle

Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's so grand to be LGBT
Here, everyone's embracing
And they're out here fighting for their right to just be free

Miss Boo-Boo Kitty is a mess, no question
I think she's stuck in Arendelle
(Don't I know you from the gym?)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
But she really is a basic fish (a bargain, busted basic fish)
She really is a basic fish, miss Belle

(What up, Belle?) oh, hi, Leslie
(Hey, girl You're lookin' fly) Oh, thanks
(Um, just wondering if you wanted to, maybe, hang out sometime?) oh, no, thanks, Leslie
(We could freeze each other's bras, like we did when we were little)
Yeah, we never did that, but thank you
(Yeah, I mean, you and I didn't do it)
(But, ya know, we could) I'm busy but thank you
(No? Okay)

Right from the moment you walked-by Home Depot, I nearly almost broke a nail
All it takes is one phone call
We can get a big U-Haul
You can come with me to all my softball games

Look, there she goes, isn't she handsome?
That hair, buff calves, those Birkenstocks
Two cats, two pecs, two solid man-buns
She's such a studly, beefy, grizzly top

Sashay Kiki that's me dot-com
(The kids are gagging)
Twirl, boots down, gay
Just Jack look glam
Hunty Shanté
Yas, yas, yas, yas
(New power tools)
Gaga Beyoncé
Madonna Cher
(She's giving body)

There must be more than: Yas, girl, get yo' life
(In thirty-seven states, you can be my wife)

Miss Cookie Tookie, honey, lesbi-honest
I think I smell a fake Chanel
'Cause she's hashtag TeamTooMuch
Trade the basket for a clutch
'Cause she really is a basic fish (a bargain busted basic fish)
She really is a basic fish, miss Belle

Hay, qween
Yes, gawd
Just twirl
The house down boots work

(Is you still in the street, for real?)
(Get out 'the street, heifer)
(The house down boots, them twirl)
(Yas)