Last night I had a little talk with myself
Just me and me man to man
I said self I think it’s time I laid it on the line
And I tried my best to make me understand

Drinking them beers shedding them tears
O-ver a love that’s grown cold
Wasting time yours and mine
And wasted time can make a man grow old

I said self you'll ruin your health
They say alcohol will cook the brain
I answered me that well may be
But ya know it sure works good to kill the pain

Last night I had a little talk with myself
Bout an old love affair
I said self can't you see she's killing you and me
And we both know that she don't even care