Intro (as below, 3 times): 
 
Am (pluck strings) 
 
 
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            G       E       Am      
Scod:  On behalf of all the geeks,   
 
 
    G           E       Am     Am 
       I'd just like to say, 
        
                 G           E    F               
       I've been telling you all along,   
        
            E (stop)               
       That Lord of the Rings was cool.   
        
        
        
       Am      Am       Am       Am 
        
        
                    G        E       Am 
Yon and Gatesy:  He told you so many times...   
Scod:                              I told you...   
 
 
                    G        E       Am 
Yon and Gatesy:  He told you so many ways...   
Scod:                              I told you...   
       
         G      E        F            E (stop) 
       I wore a cloak to school every day,   
        
                               Am              G    E 
       But who's laughing now? Ha ha ha ha...   
       
Yon and Gatesy:  (Maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha!   
       
        
         Am  G      F         Am     G     F 
Tripod:  Now you'll all do as I did,   
 
 
                Am   G    F            E        E7 
         You'll name your first child \"Bilbo\".   
          
    Am         G      E        Am 
         Don't try to catch up now,   
          
                  G       E     Am 
         It's too late to make amends.   
          
                  G       E         F                  G 
         You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport...   
       
               Am 
Scod:  ... and friends...