Intro (as below, 3 times):

Am (pluck strings)

E|--------------| 0-------------| 
B|--------------| 1-------------| 
G|---------2----| 2-------------| 
D|----2---------| 2-------------| 
A|0-------------|--------------|  
E|--------------|--------------|  


            G       E       Am
Scod:  On behalf of all the geeks,

    G           E       Am     Am
       I'd just like to say,

                 G           E    F
       I've been telling you all along,

            E (stop)
       That Lord of the Rings was cool.



       Am      Am       Am       Am


                    G        E       Am
Yon and Gatesy:  He told you so many times...
Scod:                              I told you...

                    G        E       Am
Yon and Gatesy:  He told you so many ways...
Scod:                              I told you...

         G      E        F            E (stop)
       I wore a cloak to school every day,

                               Am              G    E
       But who's laughing now? Ha ha ha ha...

Yon and Gatesy:  (Maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha!


         Am  G      F         Am     G     F
Tripod:  Now you'll all do as I did,

                Am   G    F            E        E7
         You'll name your first child "Bilbo".

    Am         G      E        Am
         Don't try to catch up now,

                  G       E     Am
         It's too late to make amends.

                  G       E         F                  
         You were far too busy with girls and cars and 
G
sport...

               Am
Scod:  ... and friends...

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Chords used:

Am (002210)
G  (320003)
E  (022100)
F  (133211)
E7 (020100)