It's swirling round my head
Everything that you said
Espoucing mysticism
And transcendentalism

What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x2]
Your guru

He dresses like a sheik
But lives in heywardss heath
Selling you his saffron lies
While sleeping with all your wives

What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x2]
Your guru

He says your aura's too faded
That science is just too jaded
He wants a million for a shrine
He says what's yours is mine… is mine

Collecting big fat checks
From all you spiritual wrecks
Saving wealthy souls
While driving his paisley rolls

What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x4]
Your guru