I hate all of the boys in this place
All they can say is: Hey babe
Constantly going insane, insane
I hate all of the girls in this place
Chronically resting bitch face
But I'm getting lonely and it's late

Take me over to the sink
I've had a bit too much to think
And boy, oh boy, you look like I need a drink

Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion
I'm fully loaded, waiting for you to pull it
And this emotion has got me on the floor floatin'
Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion

I hate all of the songs that they play
All of them sound the damn same
Not quite sure why I stay, I stay
I came all the way here a damn shame
None of these girls have got game
But I'm getting lonely and it's late

Take me over to the sink
I've had a bit too much to think
And boy, oh boy, you look like I need a drink

Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion
I'm fully loaded waiting for you to pull it
And this emotion has got me on the floor floatin'
Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion