My oh my, here she comes in a pretty dress
That probably should be a straitjacket
I know I should be running, but I confess
I kinda miss being drawn to it

It's been so long
It's been so long that Stacy's now a mom
But yet she still has got it going on
Yeah, even though she's every kind of wrong, uh

She said: What is your problem?
Girl, let's go get you a mirror
Caution, the object's crazier than she appears
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue

I should probably check if under her clothes
They finally put a warning label
What a hot little mess when she strikes a pose
She's so reliably so unstable

It's been so long
It's been so long that Stacy's now a mom
But yet she still has got it going on
Yeah, even though she's every kind of wrong

She said: What is your problem?
Girl, let's go get you a mirror
Caution, the object's crazier than she appears
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue
Fendi and Prada need to make a bigger purse
'Cause she got a lotta baggage comin' 'long with her
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue

We're chemical
But like a Diet Coke and Mentos, ah-ah
We're chemical
But like the kind that's gonna explode
She said: What is your problem?
Girl, let's go get you a mirror
Caution, the object's crazier than she appears
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue

She said: What is your problem?
Girl, let's go get you a mirror
Caution, the object's crazier than she appears
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue
Fendi and Prada need to make a bigger purse
'Cause she got a lotta baggage comin' 'long with her
I got a problem
She looks like a centerfold
'Cause she got more issues than Vogue