We're all redundant now...
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|-5------------5-----------------|-5------------5-----------------|-|
D|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-|
A|---5-5----------5-5-------------|---5-5----------5-5-------------|-|
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|



A Playstation One...
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
D|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
A|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
E|-3-3-3-4-4-4--3-3-3-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-3-3-3-4-4-4--3-3-3-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-|



I can see panic...
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|-5------------5-----------------|-5------------5-----------------|-|
D|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-|
A|---5-5----------5-5-------------|---5-5----------5-5-------------|-|
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|



You want a mechanized, independant cock...
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-|
E|--3--4--5--3--4--5--3--4--5--0--0----3--4--5--3--4--5--3--4--5--0--0--|-|



Superior and...
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|-5------------5-----------------|-5------------5-----------------|-|
D|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-------6-6-6--------6-6-6-6-6-6-|-|
A|---5-5----------5-5-------------|---5-5----------5-5-------------|-|
E|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|-|




E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
G|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
D|-----3--------3--------3-----------|-----3--------3--------3-----------|-|
A|-----------------------------3-----|-----------------------------3-----|-|
E|--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3-----4--|--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3-----4--|-|



D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S...
PM.......................................................................
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-----------------|-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-----------------|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-|



D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S...
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-----------------|-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-----------------|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-|



E|--------------------------|--------------------------|---------0-|-|
B|--------------------------|--------------------------|---------0-|-|
G|-5------------5-----------|--------------------------|---------0-|-|
D|-------6-6-6--------6-7-8-|--------------------------|---------0-|-|
A|---5-5----------5-5-------|---------3------------3---|---------0-|-|
E|--------------------------|-3-3-3-4---4--3-3-3-4---4-|-3-3-3-3-0-|-|



We can provide assisted...
PM.......................................
E|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
A|--------------------------|--------------6--6--6--6--6-----|-|
E|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|--3--3--3--3--------------------|-|



All we provide is employed...
PM.......................................
E|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
A|--------------------------|--------------6--6--6--6--6-----|-|
E|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|--3--3--3--3--------------------|-|



D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S
Random tapping...............................................
E|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
B|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
G|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
D|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
A|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------------|-|



D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S
Both Guitars
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-----------------|-|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-



Played during chords above 2nd time only
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|-|
B|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|-|
G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|-|
D|-5-5-----5-5-----8-8-----8-8-----|-5-5-----5-5-----8-8-----8-8-----|-|
A|-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5-|-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5-|-|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|-|



The male is dead....                                              WOO!   
E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|-|
B|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|-|
G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|-|
D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|-|
A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|-|
E|--3--3--3--3----|--3--3--3--3----|--3--3--3--3----|--3--3--3--3----|-|



E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
G|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|-|
D|-----3--------3--------3-----------|-----3--------3--------3-----------|-|
A|-----------------------------3-----|-----------------------------3-----|-|
E|--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3-----4--|--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3-----4--|-|