We've got a lot of things to figure out
Like cash the checks and go workout
But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch

We've got a lot of people we should see
And I know that we should get some groceries
But honestly, I just don't want to leave

Cause I'm here and you're there
Breathin' in my air
Feel it stop, skip a beat
I might need health care
On this couch, in my T
You're wearin' my sweatpants
Without a doubt, not goin' out
Let's stay on the couch

Our phones are both ringing off the hook
But you and I both don't wanna look
We've heard it all enough we could write a book

Our friends are on the porch and they wanna talk
Let's keep our voices low and the door locked
Don't you move an inch, just let em knock

I'll stay here, you stay there
Breathin' in my air
Feel it stop, skip a beat
I might need health care
On this couch, in my T
You're wearin' my sweatpants
Think I'm drunk off your heat
And I like it here

I forgot I should eat
Maybe brush my teeth
But your hair smells like the beach
How am I supposed to leave?
Got no socks on our feet
And we smell like weed
Without a doubt, not going out
Let's stay on the couch

I'll stay here, you stay there
Breathin' in my air
Feel it stop, skip a beat
I might need health care
On this couch, in my T
You're wearin' my sweatpants
Think I'm drunk off your heat
And I like it here

I forgot I should eat
Maybe brush my teeth
But your hair smells like the beach
How am I supposed to leave?
Got no socks on our feet
And we smell like weed
Without a doubt, not going out
Let's stay on the couch

We've got a lot of things to figure out
Like cash the checks and go workout

But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch