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Owls
     Am             F#m
Everyone is fond of owls
            F
Except for mice and shrews
            D
And Simon Cowells
          F
And you know why they come for you

Am
The owls in your dressing room
F#m
The owls in your gravy
F
Even if you hide at sea
D       F
There's owls in the navy

[Pre-Chorus]
Am     G            F        Em
Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Dm         Em       F         G
Owls will get you while you slumber
Am      G             F       Em
In the night they'll come for you
     Dm        Em    F       G
And tear your crazy legs in two

[Chorus]
                   A
'Cause you're the king of the beavers
     A
The king of the beavers
     A
You cannot deceive us
         C     Bm
And you can't fool owls

     A
The king of the beavers
     A
The king of the beavers
     A
You cannot deceive us
         C     Bm
And you can't fool owls