I caught you sliding into red neck heaven
An open 2-4 on the road
You're sister's angry and she just turned 11
But you know, oh
I'm the one that made you go ...huh!...
You're workin' hard to find a tough man baby
You better tell me what you know
Across the bar there is a big lug ugly
And you know he's got
Eight guitars and a broken nose
Eight guitars and a broken nose

He's got a jacket made of horsehide leather
His dirty pants are hangin' low
You want to throw him down and give him ultimatums
Now he'll be your sugar daddy
With his eight guitars and a broken nose
Eight guitars and a broken nose
Eight guitars and a broken nose