It's summertime and hot as hell
Everybody's drippin' sweat
The fella on the radio
Says we're in for hotter yet

I'll be sittin' on the porch all day
Come join me for a beer
Kick off your shoes and lose your blues
Ready, set, go, cheers

God invented days like this for drinkin'
He made the Sun, He made it fun to share
I don't really know what God was thinkin'
And right now I'm too drunk to really care

Some folks don't like alcohol
Some say that it's a sin
But I ain't drinkin' with the devil
It's too damn hot for him

So come on over, bring your friends
You're welcome all to stay
Fire up the barbecue
We're cookin' anyway, hey

Oh, God invented days like this for drinkin' (yeah)
He made the Sun, He made it fun to share
Well, I don't really know what God was thinkin'
And right now I'm too drunk to really care

God invented days like this for drinkin' (come on)
He made the Sun, He made it fun to share
Well, I don't really know what God was thinkin'
And right now I'm too drunk to really care
Right now I'm just too drunk to really care
We're all just too damn drunk to really care