Riff:
           E
E|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|------0-9--|
D|9-8-7---9--|
A|--------7--|
E|-----------|

[Intro]
E
(keyboard washes from E to D and back a few times)

[Verse 1]
E
Seven in the morning when I crawled out of bed
E
One of those days when I wish I was dead
E
When I feel like hell and I'm already mad
E
I'm in a real bad mood, so you better keep back (riff)
E      E
 (riff)
D/F# G

[Chorus 1]
        A                                          D/F# G C A
I don't wanna be friendly, I don't want to be nice
C      A                                     D/F# G C A
I just wanna be alone, so get out of my life
C      A                                            D/F# G C A
You're gettin' on my nerves, baby, pushing your luck
G     A                                           D/F# G C A G
Don't call, don't phone 'cause I don't wanna talk
E                                           A/C# D G E G
God, what a drag when it's one of those days
E                                           A/C# D G E G
Nothin' you can do, no, nothin' you can say
E                                         A/C#   D     G E G
Ain't your fault that you got no friends (that's right)
E                                      A/C#   D     G E
Musta got up on the wrong side of bed (that's right)

[Post-Chorus 1]
G           E E7 E6
That's right
G           E E7 E6
That's right,
G       A A7 A6
Oh yeah,
C          A A7 A6
that's right
C           B B7
And you know
B6         D       B     A G D
it doesn't get any better
E                        N.C                                        E E
Sometimes I crawl out of bed and I feel like a son of a bitch (riff)
A D G E G
E E
A D G E G

[Verse 2]
E
I can't be a lady, I can be so sweet, I can be a little angel and even say please (riff)
    E
But sometimes, God, I just wake up mean (riff)
      E                                          D/F# G
I can really be a bitch, I can really be obscene

[Chorus 2]
          A                                            D/F# G C A
If you're lookin' for a lady, you're in the wrong place
C         A                                         D/F# G C A G
If you're lookin' for a bitch, look right in my face
A                                         D/F# G C A
One of those days I should get back in bed
G         A                                      D/F# G C A G
Close the door, kill the lights and cover my head
E                                           A/C# D G E G
God, what a drag when it's one of those days
E                                           A/C# D G E G
Nothin' you can do, no, nothin' you can say
E                                         A/C#   D    G E G
Ain't your fault that you got no friends (that's right)
E                                     A/C#   D     G E
Must got up on the wrong side of bed (that's right)

[Post-Chorus 2]
G           E E7 E6
That's right
G           E E7 E6
That's right,
G      A A7 A6
Oh yeah,
C            A A7 A6
that's right
C           B B7
And you know
B6         D       B     A G D
it doesn't get any better
E                        N.C
Sometimes I crawl out of bed and I feel like a son of a bitch (riff)

[Instrumental]
E E
A/C# D G E G
E E
A/C# D G E G
A A
D/F# G C A G
A A
D/F# G C A G
B B
B A G D

[Chorus 3]
E
God, what a drag when it's one of those days, nothing you can do, no, nothing you can say (riff)
E
Ain't your fault that you got no friends (riff)
E N.C                                A D G E
Musta got up on the wrong side of bed

[Post-Chorus 3]
G          E E7 E6
That's right
G           E E7 E6
That's right,
G     A A7 A6
Oh yeah,
C           A A7 A6
that's right
C           B B7
And you know
B6         D       B     A G D
it doesn't get any better
E                        N.C                           E
Sometimes I crawl out of bed and I feel like a son of a
                     E
like a son of a bitch

[Outro]  
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