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[Verse 1]
C                  F    C
I am just a monkey on a rock
Am                F    C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
C                 F
I swam through my father's c**k
C          Am     G    C
I'm just a monkey on a rock


[Verse 2]
C                      F
I fell in love with my GPS
Am           C          F        C
Said hold me tightly at the next left
C                   F
(Avio?) now I do no wrong
C              Am       G      C
If you tell me baby how to get home


[Verse 3]
C                          F
Well I went to Thailand to find myself
Am             F        C
Realized I was somebody else
C                        F      C
Said doctor what can you do for me?
C            Am      G     C
He suggested plastic surgery

C                      F
I got a facelift and a double D chest
Am                        F           C
But oh looking down keeps crocking my neck
C                    F
So I wait for Ma and Pa to die
C              Am       G         C
inherit their money and do what I like


[Verse 4]
C                       F
But Ma and Pa are gonna live so long
Am           C            F         C
And the call center won't give me a job
C                             F       C
so the bailiffs come and they talk to me
     Am                   G  C
Took my best friend, took my TV


[Verse 5]
C                        F
So i go to college and I get a degree
Am                  G      C
David Cameron gonna rescue me
C                            F      C
Or I can learn to sing and I cut my hair
   Am         G     C
Go on TV be a millionare
C       Am     F         C
I won't see no World War three
Am                 G      C
Simon Cowell gonna rescue me!


[Verse 5]
C                 F
When I got to the studio
Am                     F        C
They asked me what hardships I know
C                       F          C
I said I've never lived out on the streets
     Am              G         C
They told me to come back next week

[Verse 6]
C                      F
So the next week I was waiting there
Am                    F      C
I did my makeup and I did my hair
C                    F         C
sang a song and they looked at me
Am                     G      C
they asked me what was my story


[Verse 7]
C                       F
said I was brough up by wolves
         C          Am
and they started to listen
F                 C
Simon Cowell came out of a hole
                  Am
and he started to glisten
       F                           C
I said Simon what's the meaning of life?


[Verse 8]
C                         F    C
he said I'm just a monkey on a rock
Am                 F   C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
C                   F
I swam through my fatehrs c**k
C              Am     G    C
and I'm just a monkey on a rock