Hey there, Dolly, I'm just like you
Got big titties and a big heart too
Workin' hard for what we've got
Growin' up, ain't got a lot
Hey there Dolly I'm just like you
Hey there Dolly you're just like me
Worked our way outta the country
Made for more than a double wide
Now our names in flashing lights
Hey there Dolly you're just like me

And I don't know how
We haven't met yet
I just know that
We'd be best friends
Don't look much alike
But we just might
Share some apples from the same old family tree

Hey there, Dolly, I'm just like you
Always doin' what we gotta do
Momma made us clothes to wear
Couldn't run a brush through this hair
Hey there, Dolly, I'm just like you
Hey there, Dolly, you're just like me (just like me)
Nothin' sweeter than a southern peach (nothin' sweeter)
We work nine to five
Then five to nine
Whatever keeps the dream alive
Hey there, Dolly, you're just like me

And I don't know how
We haven't met yet
I just know that
We'd be best friends
Backwoods Barbie
Life of the party
Spending every cent cause looks like ours don't come for free

And I don't know how
We haven't met yet
I just know that
We'd be best friends
You're the blueprint
And I'm your student
Even though I never got my high school degree

Hey there Dolly I'm just like you (just like you)
Got big titties and a big heart too (and a big heart too)
Hide your hairspray
Hide your husbands
Are you sure we ain't distant cousins?
'Cause hey there, Dolly, I'm just like you