| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |
| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |
| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |
| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |


[Verse]
D               Dmaj7                G
 If there was s drug that'd do me no harm
D                  Dmaj7          G
 I'd stick it in a needle and I'd feed it into my arm
        D                   Dmaj7                 G
But I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no no
         D                   Dmaj7                  G
Yeah I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no no
D                    Dmaj7                  G
I can reflect on the day's when respect had nothing to do with behaviour
    D              Dmaj7             G
And I can recall a day when we'd all laugh in the face of our failure
          D                   Dmaj7               G
Yeah, I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no
      D                   Dmaj7                  G
Yeah, old enough to know, old enough to know, no no


[Chorus]
    Am                              G                        D
And guess who just threw up when we learned that he grew up, yeah
    Am                             G
And guess what he learned when his fingers got burned
          Am  G
That we'd all  sing the absurd


[Instrumental]
| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |
| D      | Dmaj7   | G      | G      |


[Chorus]
    Am                        G
And guess what I heard when a mass of heads turned
          Am  G           D
That we'd all  sing the absurd
           Am  G           D
Yeah, we'd all  sing the absurd
           Am  G           D   Dmaj7
Yeah, we'd all  sing the absurd


[Outro]
           G
Sing the absurd
           D  Dmaj7
Sing the absurd
           G   Am  G  D
Sing the absurd