I’m climbing out of this hell hole
I’m going to cut my apartment adrift
I know it can be done, I read how no one did it
He packed up all his shit by two
Got two cans of beer, two rolling papers
Maybe I should stop by the zoo

And I’m leaving, you can’t stop me
Goodbye, I’m sailing away

Every cold morning dad went off to work
With his straight jacket and tie
His case was brief his logic was simple
And he’s never seemed bothered with why he did it

I never could remember the morals to the stories
And I never did learn how to sing
You said there’s no such thing as God
Said there’s no such thing as Santa
But you never did say who there was such a thing

And I’m leaving you can’t stop me
Goodbye I’m sailing away