I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
Blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
Not a big fan of premarital sex
But I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
I wanna fuck, but I ask for consent
But bitches just ridin' with me for a check

On the streets I'm rock hard
Ancestral tomb, I'm the Bonelord
Eat that pussy like a Bosmer
And I always fuck with a condom
CHIMder date said that she knew me, yeah, ayy
Told her my life is a movie
CHIMder date said she would do me
Madam, spare me the coochie

I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
Blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
Not a big fan of premarital sex
But I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
I wanna fuck, but I ask for consent
But bitches just ridin' with me for a check

She’s a Morrowind elitist
Gave her the meat but she can’t stomach penis
She told me she’s vegan
I didn’t come from Balmora to Gnisis to hear this, I cannot believe this
Another girl told me 'bout Sithis
I don’t want no STDs
I'm not vibin' with this
She told me that she likes Cyrodiils
Bitch, do I look like a Quintus?

I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
Blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
Not a big fan of premarital sex
But I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
I wanna fuck, but I ask for consent
But bitches just ridin' with me for a check

She rides a convertible, yeah, ayy
She’s a dick rider
'Cause I took the top off the silt strider
And now she don’t walk anymore
My next date was an orc
But I don’t discriminate
So I took her on a fancy dinner date
And she tried to eat soup with a fork

I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
Blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
Not a big fan of premarital sex
But I'm feeling horny
I'm feeling horny
I wanna fuck, but I ask for consent
But bitches just ridin' with me for a check