Something About A Waitress

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  What am I doin'?
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  What am I doin'?
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[Verse 1]

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that

 That... Turns me on
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There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that


 That... Turns me on
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She brings a booster seat to my son
Sometimes calls me hon
And she says "How do you like your eggs?"

She brings a booster seat to my son
She keeps a pencil behind her bun
And she says "How do you like your eggs?"
Delicious!
 

[Chorus]

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that
Turns me on!
 

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[Verse 2]

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waiter
Thanks ya'll see ya later

Say Polyester
Polyester
Polyester
Polyester

Brown And Gold
Brown And Gold

Polyester
Polyester


[Chorus]

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that
Turns me on!


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 Turns me on!
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