C
Hungover with my therapist
        Am
She's trying to be real delicate
     F                           G
In telling me I need to get my shit together
C
All I've purchased this whole week
    Am
Is Chick fil a and nicotine
    F
My bank account is beggin me
     G
To treat her better
   C Am                 F      G
If I am never going to be enough
     C Am                F         G
Then I might as well do what I want
        C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
         Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F                        G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
        C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
        Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
              F                       G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
         C                            Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
     F                          G             C
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
C
I don't sleep too much at night
     Am
And too much with boys I don't like
F
I don't understand the hype
   G
So I just drop em
C
I spilled coffee on my dress
Am
It's ironic, I'm obsessed
F
Everyone knows hot girls
       G
Have stomach problems
C Am                 F      G
If I am never going to be enough
     C Am                F         G
Then I might as well do what I want
        C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
         Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F                        G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
        C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
        Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
              F                       G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
         C                            Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
     F                          G             C     Am
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
F                 G
Blessed, stressed
      C      Am          F                    G
I'm broke, single, but damn sure I'll still mingle
       C             Am         F           G
Write songs I don't like, over analyze my life
        C             Am        F                          G
Break hearts for the art, sing Taylor Swift lyrics in the car
   C           Am        F                  G
I cry all the time, but swear to God I'm alright
C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
         Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F                        G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
        C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
        Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
              F                       G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
         C                            Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
     F                          G             C     Am
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot on