Wake up in the morning and have a couple beers
I guess it's how we hide our hurt, that's better than tears
We have our nights of getting rowdy and getting fucking drunk
Going to the bar and putting dead guys in the trunk
Everyone's got an Irish song and now so do we
We just couldn't help it, it was our destiny

Lucky Charms and Guinness, sure sounds good to me
Everyone has an Irish song so why shouldn't we?

Some people tell me Tom, you drink to fucking much
Everytime that you guys play you use liquor as a crutch
Well I say, fuck you!
Don't you worry about me
Gin, whiskey, jagre, beer is how I keep my sanity

Lucky Charms and Guinness sure sounds good to me
Everyone's got an Irish song so now so do we

I'll beat you with my shillelagh
Your neck belongs to me
Everyone's got an Irish song so now so do we
Top of the mornin to ya
Have a beer on me
Everyone's got an Irish song so now so do we
But Im not even Irish
Thats okay with me
Everyone's got an Irish song so now so do we