[Primeira Parte] 

D        F#m    G           D
I got a dog and my dog can dance
Bm           D          G             Em
Just not in public and not with my friends
D        F#m       G           D
I got a girl and she's twenty-eight
Bm          D           G             D
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade

D         F#m       G           D
I know a kid that you've never met
    Bm        D             G           Em
His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his van
D          F#m      G         D
I know a trick, do you wanna see?
Bm        D            G            D
I can be anything that I pretend to be

[Refrão] 

G                      
  We'll get out of this
D           F#m
  We'll get out of this too
G                      
  I'm not proud of this
D               F#m
  But I'm not proud of the truth
G                           
  And if you'll run away from me
D           F#m              G
  Then I'll use my trick on you
      Em  F#m  G      D
The truth is that I'm screwed

( D  F#m  G  D )
( Bm  D  G  Em )

[Segunda Parte] 

D           F#m       G             D
I went to France and danced in the rain
     Bm            D      G            Em
And told you all about it on our first date
    D           F#m     G               D
My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad
        Bm          D             G      
'Cause you fell in love with the me that 
          D
Went to France

[Refrão] 

G                      
  We'll get out of this
D           F#m
  We'll get out of this too
G                      
  I'm not proud of this
D               F#m
  But I'm not proud of the truth
G                           
  And if you'll run away from me, 
D           F#m              G
  Then I'll use my trick on you
      Em  F#m  G        D
The truth is that we're screwed

( D  F#m  G  D )
( Bm  D  G  Em  D )

G           
  We'll get out of this
D          F#m
 'Cause I love you, I do
G          
  We'll get out of this
D          F#m
 'Cause I love you, it's true
G                  
  But if you're doubting this
D           F#m
  If you're doubting that I do
     Em F#m G         D
Then oh my God I'm screwed