Em                  G
There's nothing more that a pirate loves best
     D                  A
Than coming across a magnificent chest
    Em                        G
But digging a hole's just the start o' the task
    D                       A
The real quest is getting inside of the cask
  Em                       G
Unsheathing your weapon to open the locks
    D                      A
And finding the treasure inside of the box
   Em                           G
In right stormy waters, through night and through day
         D                         A
'Til the poop deck is covered with salty white spray

[Chorus 1]
C    D
Woah-oh
   Em
Ya don't want to end up shipwrecked
C    D
Woah-oh
    Em
I'm questing upon the poop deck
C    D
Woah-oh
         G                        Em
You'd be better off watching Star Trek
C    D
Woah-oh
    Em
Yer questing upon the poop deck

[Interlude]
Em G D A (x2)

[Verse 2]
   Em                   G
Sailing the Red Sea's a dangerous duty
    D                            A
But there's more than one way to plunder a booty
Em                            G
Plunging your sword through a gaping axe wound
         D                A
You'd be better to wait until the new moon
Em                       G
If you are brave you can sail 'round the back
   D                            A
By rowing your ship through a forbidden crack
Em                         G
By dropping your anchor in murkier waters
D                           A
You can be sure you'll have no sons or daughters

[Chorus 2]
C    D
Woah-oh
   Em
Ya don't want to end up shipwrecked
C    D
Woah-oh
    Em
Yer questing upon the poop deck
C    D
Woah-oh
     G                     Em
This song is a pain in the neck
C    D
Woah-oh
    Em
Yer questing upon the poop deck

[Interlude]
Em G D A (x2)

[Outro]
C    D
Woah-oh
  Em
I don't want to end up shipwrecked
C    D
Woah-oh
    Em
I'm questing upon the poop deck
C    D
Woah-oh
     G                     Em
This song's not about anal sex
C    D
Woah-oh
C    D
Woah-oh
C    D
Woah I'm questing upon the poop deck