G
C Bm
Em
Am C

[Verse 1]
              G
Well, in the age of conversation
           C               Bm
I guess I got the gift of gab
                Em
But when you shine your spotlight on me
               Am               C
My little microphone turns to sand
                   G
And I've killed little baby rabbits
                 C        Bm
I've killed microscopic crabs
        Em
But I never killed a feeling
          Am             C
Like the one you and me had


[Pre-Chorus]
              F
Now, did you see where my love went?
            Am               C
Because it ain't here in my hand
              F
You need to check there, darling, between your legs
             C                 D
I couldn't bear another needy man


[Chorus]
          G                               Bm             C
I got friends in Kansas City with a motherfucking futon couch
           Em              D
If that's how you want to play it
      G                                Bm              C
I'm drinking in the dark because my battery's all ran out
         Em           D
All you got to do is say it
  G     C Bm    Em    Am C
Divorce


[Verse 2]
            G
I could leave your ovulation
          C           Bm
To meet Elon and his clan
           Em
With his batteries full of sunlight
         Am                C
And his cars that run on sand
          G
And I go weak with constipation
              C            Bm
From all the pills and the spam
            Em
Though we drink our Mother Energy
                Am                 C
There ain't no women for the needy man


[Pre-Chorus]
             F
Oh, did you see where my love went?
             Am               C
Because it ain't here in my hand
              F
You need to check there, darling, between your legs
             C                   D
I couldn't bear another needy man


[Chorus]
          G                            Bm                 C
I got friends in Kansas City with a motherfucking futon couch
           Em              D
If that's how you want to play it
       G                               Bm              C
I'm drinking in the dark because my battery's all ran out
         Em           D
All you got to do is say it
   G        Bm       C
Divorce, divorce, divorce
         Em          D
All you got to do is say it
   G        Bm       C
Divorce, divorce, divorce
         Em          D
All you got to do is say it
   G    C Bm   Em   Am C
Divorce