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Oh what a noble distinguished collection of fine little friends you have made
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hitting the tables without you again no we'll wait no we promise we'll wait
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June makes these excellent sewing machines out of common industrial waste
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she spends a few months at a time on the couch
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but she's safe she wears shades she wears shades
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oh but no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll
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and you're aces for coming along
            C               F
you're almost human after all
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and you're learning that just 'cause they call themselves friends
        C    G       F
doesn't mean they'll call
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they made the comment in jest
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but you've got the needle I guess that's the point of it all

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maybe a week in the tropics would help to remind you how nice life can be
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we propped you right up in a chair on a deck with a beautiful view of the sea
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but a couple weeks later we came back and you and the chair were nowhere to be seen
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you had magically moved to the closet eyes fixed to the place where the dryer had been

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oh but no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll
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and you're aces for coming along
            C               F
you're almost human after all
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why on earth would I keep you propped up in here when you so love the fall
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patterns laid out on the bed
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with dozens of colors of thread
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but you've got the needle I guess that's the point in the end

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it's better to waste your day watching the scenery change at a comatose rate
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than to put yourself in it and turn into one of those cigarette ads that you hate
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but while you were sleeping some men came around, said they had some dimensions to take
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I'm not sure what they were talking about but they sure made a mess of your face

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but still no one can stare at the wall as good as you my baby doll
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and you're aces for playing along you're almost human even now
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and just cause they call themselves experts it doesn't mean sweet fuck all
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oh they've got the permanent press and the homes with a stable address
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and they've got excitement and life by the fistful but you've got the meaning
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I guess that's the point of it all