That's another mistake I've made
Another smudge on a pristine slate, oh!
Woah woah woah
If its not art, darling dont blame me
R-e-c-r-i-m-i-n-a-t-e
Eee eee eee

Son, come with me
Does your mother know where you are?
Son, come with me
Youre in very big trouble now

O I C! Thats the way that it is
Its one rule for me and another for the kids
Down the posh end of the street
With the gardens green and neat
I C U! With your pretty blonde hair
Hopscotching tattoo,
Why the fuck would you care about me?
I've heard about you on TV

Another boundary I've yet to cross
Another tick by a lonely box, oh!
Woah woah woah!
If it dont stick, baby dont blame me
A-b-a-n-d-o-n-m-e-n-t

Son, come with me
You're in very big trouble now
Son, come with me
Youre in very big trouble now

O I C! Thats the way that it is
Its one rule for me and another for the kids
Down the posh end of the street
With their gardens green and neat
I C U! With your pretty blonde hair
Hopscotchin tattoo,
Why the fuck would you care about me?
Youve heard about us on TV

Youre in trouble now, youre in trouble now

Sex and violence, rock n roll
ASBOs, crabs weve got em all
The OC: on a box-set DVD
I H U! Not a single care,
Leather seats, sunroof, Frigidaire, MOT
Well, if it gets you from A to B