I can see it coming
The mascara running
Turning all my tears into mud
But if I was in the movies
It wouldn't get to me
I would just get touched up
I wouldn't feel the seesaw
Wouldn't feel the free fall
When they clipped the cables on the elevator
Wouldn't feel the hurt
Someone else would hit the dirt
While I was just chilling in my trailer

Yeah, I wish I had a stunt double
Taking my fall
Wouldn't feel a thing when my heart hit the wall
Stunt double
Jumping off the train
I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain, hey

Wouldn't have to play the fool
Someone else would take the bullet
When a sad song started playing
Get out while I could
While the going's still good
Right before it started pouring down raining
I would never ever hold the umbrella
Waiting for the fire to strike me
While I was taking cover
There would be another
Standing in the thunder and lightning
And she would look just like me

Yeah, I wish I had a stunt double
Taking my fall
Wouldn't feel a thing when my heart hit the wall
Stunt double
Jumping off the train
I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain

I can take the kiss and the rush till the rush runs out
But when it's to fast hit the gas time to crash
I can bail out, yeah

Mmm, I wish I had a stunt double
Taking my fall
Wouldn't feel thing when my heart hit the wall
Stunt double
Jumping off the train
I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain
Stunt double doing all the tricks
I could step away from the fan when it hits
Stunt double
No one would know her name
I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain