In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
they resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair

they're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
i don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not fuckin' touch the synagouge

i befreinded them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
i befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

they have names like igor, Helthor, Angor,
but then again, it's not exactly like "in living color",
i kinda hope they move here, so i don't have to pay import prices,
but i'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
because, they're not nice

i befreinded them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
i befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

come on, ilene,
come on, ilene,
come on, ilene,
come on, ilene!