D
ever think to yourself about an option?

B            G
a different way to be?

 D                                        B                         G
lets round up the no good doodz and put 'em on an island, in the middle of the sea.

D     G A

E|-3--2--0-----3-3-2-0----3-2-0---------------|
B|----------3----------3--------3-------------|
G|------------------------------------6-------|
D|------------------------------------7-------|
A|------------------------------------7-------|
E|------------------------------------5-------|

                 D      B    G
i thought of a plan two years ago.
it seemed to solve any single problem, that is, i think i ought to know.
it involes a heavy piece of machinery,
that has the responsibility of lifting an entire country.


F#   G               D                         A
#1 i pick up that butt-face from the Deadguy show (who beat me up for no reason).
#2 comes the entire canadian border patrol (who stole money from me)

   D                        G                        A
sometimes its hard to believe that they're bretheren of you and me.
i got an excellent idea, build an island where we put the rest of the world,
or maybe just you and me.

here's how it works. i use the crane to pick up isreal,
and softly place it in wyoming, where it thrives real well.
single-handedly i solved the middle east,
and on the way i got a nobel prize, for peace.