D
There's no such thing

G             A
As a harmless joke 

D
There's no such thing 

G           A
As a gentle toke

D
There's no such thing

G          A
As panamas jet? (can't make word out here)

CHORUS
              D 
Who's got the crack

G         A           D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 2
D
I Am A goat

G    A      
In a moat 

D
With a boat 

CHORUS
A            D
whos got the crack 

G         A           D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 3 
D
I like it when

G          A
My hair is poofy

D
I like it when 

    G         D
You slip me a roofy

D
I like it when

G              A
You've got the crack

A              D
You've got the crack

CHORUS
D
whos got the crack

G         A           D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 4 
D
I wanna be a hippy

D        G                A
But I've forgotten how to love

D
It's hard to be a garbage man

D      G               A
When a sailor stole my glove

D
I don't wanna be wreckless

D       G                        A
But I'd rather be wreckless than rockless

D
Put your mamma in a headlock

CHORUS

D
whos got the crack

G         A           D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

A   D
Not you