D
Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again
   G
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend
   D
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury 'em
   A
I don't wanna end up in another scenario
 
   D
Got to the bar, we started drinkin' some liquor
   G
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
   D
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
   A
Always followed up by impossible mornings
 
 
[Hook]
      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liqour
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
     D           A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
 
 
[Verse 2]
    D
Ahh no, no, not gonna answer my phone on purpose
    G
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
      D
Cause I know what happens when we all get together
      A
Cause birthday parties start with Jameson and gingers
    D
I gotta get up early man, I'm tryna buy a house
     G
It's hard to be an adult, don't wanna see my bank account
    D
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
     A
Y'all are fuckin' crazy but we can't stop from spillin' yo
 
 
[Hook]
      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
    D            A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
 
G                    A                D A Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa-ohh
G                    A                    D  A   Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh
G                    A
Save me from myself
 
 
[Trombone Solo]
| D | G | D | A |
| D | G | D | A |
 
 
[Bridge]
Bm
I wanna stop but then I think all of the things I'm missin'
G
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen
D
To all the waves while they're crashing down
A
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
Bm
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to break
G
All the promises I made for myself every day
D
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink
A
I'll just start over tomorrow
 
 
[Hook]
      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I shoulda stayed in
    D            A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'
    G              A
And every day is a celebration
D            A          Bm
Gettin' offa work for inebriation
 
G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh
G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh ohohh
G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone