I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory
i'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me
all i need, a freezer and a knife
and i'll revive the living dead
i once had a friend
who had a face like a rat
so i gave him a new head
now he's such a lovely lad

Cryosurgery is fun
and i don't think i'm the only one
who likes to put things where they belong
Cryosurgery is fun
and i don't think i'm the only one
who likes to put things in their place
one day i will have changed the entire human race

Still, all i see
angry faces looking down at me
because i can't help them all
i have to work so hard
creating Naomis out of old tarts
and make the short ones tall
Julie was so insecure
she got really depressed
so i gave her a new brain
she now thinks she's the best
but then her brains were lit
she got a bit too optimistc
she thought that she could fly
made others wonder why

Cryosurgery is fun

Sometimes i feel as if i'm God
or at least his maid
when i look at people i create
i play to win
by making Einsteins of the very dim
my job is so interesting

Only in the summertime
i can't be a hero
'cause i can only operate
at absolute zero.