Here comes Jane
I wish I had a penny for every time she screwed it up
The guiltiest of the innocents
Anybody would be astonished

I can’t, she says
She talks slow
Then once again
Too polite to put blamed, oh

She's got that shy look
That every nice chick has
Wears salmon cardigans
A golden dove necklace
She's not a suspect, no oh

Jane
I have to say
I admit you're good
You have a good plan
It's fun to watch
Go tell him now
No reason to be ashamed
So many others have fallen for the same
Pretty late now
You’re already on her wall

Can’t count how many have offered Jane
Anything they could afford
I know she can't play such boring games
She had to come up with her own
She holds your hand
Then walks slow
And once again
Too polite to be blamed, oh

She's got that shy look
That every nice chick has
Wears salmon cardigans
A golden dove necklace
She's not a suspect, no oh

Jane
I have to say
I admit you're good
You have a good plan
It's fun to watch
Go tell him now
No reason to be ashamed
So many others have fallen for the same
Pretty late now
You’re already on her wall

Under Rob and Blane
Right after James
Another one she didn’t even bother learning names
Any, Kim and Stelle
I've been there myself
Listen to John
So far my favorite one
He said
She's got that shy look
That every nice chick has
Wears salmon cardigans
A golden dove necklace
Too late now
You’re already on her wall