G               C
I'm the singer, I'm the singer in the band
G              C
You're the loser, I won't dismiss you out of hand
Em              C
Cos you've got a beautiful face
  D
It will take you places


G
You kept running
C                              G
You've got money, you've got fame
               C                             Em
Every morning I see your picture from the train

Now you're an actress!
C 
So says your resume
D
You're made of card
D                                         G
You couldn't act your way out of a paper bag


G              C                         G
You got lucky, you ain't talking to me now

Little Miss Plucky
C                              Em
Pluck your eyebrows for the crowd

Get on the airplane
C
You give me stomach pain
D
I wish that you were here 
                                   G
We would have had a lot to talk about


G
We had a deal there
C                               G
We nearly signed it with our blood

An understanding
C                                   Em
I thought that you would keep your word

I'm disappointed
C
I'm aggravated
D
It's a fault I have, I know
D
When things don't go my way I have to


Em              B
Blow up in the face of my rivals
G                         A
I swear and I rant, I make quite an arrival
Dm             A
The men are surprised by the language
      Dm                     D                          G
They act so discreet, they are hypocrites so fuck them too!


G , C ,               [ Instrumental horn bit with verse chords ]
G , C , 
Em , C , 
D , D ,  

x2


G
I always loved you
C                          G
You always had a lot of style
   C                                 Em
         I'd hate to see you on the pile

Of 'nearly-made-it' s
C
You've got the essence, dear
D
If I could have a second skin
D
I'd probably dress up in you


G
You're a star now
C                       G
I am fixing people's nails

I'm knitting jumpers
C                    Em
I'm working after hours

I've got a boyfriend
C                       
I've got a feeling that 
D
he's seeing someone else
D
He always had a thing for you as well


Em             B
Blow up in the face of my rivals
G
I swear and I rant
A
I make quite an arrival
Dm                A
The men are surprised by the language
  Dm
They act so discreet
D
they are hypocrites forget them...
             G
So fuck them too.