A A7


[Verse 1]

Dmaj7
Destiny was calling
C#7
Monday afternoon
F#m7
Wednesday, you'll be crawling
           Em7
And you'll pray to be there soon
                 D
With sports and wine


[Chorus]

  C#7
Yeah
           D
Sports and wine
D/E
No, no


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x4


[Verse 2]

Dmaj7
Some men never grew up
C#7
Fortunate like you
F#m7
Some men never found out
         Em7
What it takes to be a dude
                  D
That's sports and wine


[Chorus]

C#7
Yeah
           D
Sports and wine
D/E
No, no, no


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x4


[Bridge 1]

    Dmaj7
The girls don't understand it
Dm9
What you think is art
A
My, oh, my, we're all impressed
    F#m7
How sensitive you are
B7                            Bm7
Everybody's talkin' about you now
              E   A/E E
You know it's true
           D              D/E                 A
'Cause it always has been sports and wine for you


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x2


[Piano Solo/Instrumental]

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | C#7  | C#7  |
| F#m7  | F#m7  | G6/E | G6/E |
| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | C#7  | C#7  |
| D     | D/E   |


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x4


[Verse 3]

       D
So you ask me how I think I know
 C#7
Just what makes you tick
  F#m7
I know what I know y'know
   Em7
I know you make me sick
            D
Sports and wine (do, do-do, do-do-do, do)
C#7
Oh-Oh
           D                D/E           
Sports and wine (do, do-do, do-do-do, do)


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x2


[Bridge 2]

    D
The girls don't understand it
Dm9
Anything you say
    A
And I don't understand it either
F#m7
Guess that makes me gay
B7                            Bm7
Everybody's talking 'bout you now
               E
You know it's true


[Instrumental]

| E   | F   | F#  | G   |
(accelerando) | G#  A  | A#  B  | C C# D D# | E F F# G |


[Piano Solo 2]

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | C#7  | C#7  |
| F#m7  | F#m7  | G6/E | G6/E |
| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | C#7  | C#7  |
| D     | D/E   |


[Interlude]

A Asus4 A Asus2  x4


[Drum Solo for 4 bars]


[Outro]

| A13 | A13 | A13 | A13 |
| D7  | D7  | A7  | A7  |
| E7  | D7  | A7  | A7  |
| A7
(arpeggio down an A7 chord)