C
There's a girl on Channel 13
G
I know she's gonna fall in love with me
Am                     C       F
Then I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow

Or the next day

C
I drive a Mercedes-Benz
G
I got a whole boatload of friends
Am           C          F
I'm gonna be on CMT someday...

[Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world
             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good
                   G
Like you wish they would
    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world
          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
         G     F
Don'tcha know? Oh

[Verse 2]
C
I got more money than George Straight
G
I throw Benjis out the window all day
Am                       C    F
Just to see how far they fly, bye-bye

C
I get more girls than the president
G
Mom and dad still pays the rent
Am          C                 F
And I throw parties all night long

[Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world
             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good
                   G
Like you wish they would
    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world
          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
         G     F
Don'tcha know? Solo!

[Fiddle solo]
C G Am C F

[Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world
             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good
                   G
Like you wish they would
    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world
          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
         G     F
Don'tcha know? Oh


G7    C    E7
In my real world
             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good
                   G
Like you wish they would
    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world
          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
         G     G     G
Don'tcha know? Oh... Oh...


[Not even sure what to call this part...but awesome]
Am                 G
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw!

Am                    F
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
C                    G
Everybody loves this song
Am                    G
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
C               G
Everybody sing along

Am                    F
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
C                    G
Everybody loves this song
Am                    G
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy
C               G
Everybody sing along...

Am                    F
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped
            C             G
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder
Am                    F
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped
            C             G
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder (-er! -er!)

(Hey!) (Hey!) (hey!)

Am                      F
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)
C                           G
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow
Am                         F
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?
C                        G
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

Am                          F
Happy dancing feet down the street, on the corner
C                                   G
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner
Am                              F
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
C                         G                    Am      F       C        G
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? (Prozac, Prozac, ProoOOOooOOzac)

Am
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)
F
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow
C
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?
G
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

Am
Happy dancing feet down the street, down the corner
F
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner
C
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
G                                        Am        F
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? Hey, hey hey!

C             G
Yeeeeeeeehaw! Grab your partner...
Am
Well now, swing your partner round and round
F
Spank her on the butt, spin her all around!

C             G