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[Verse One]
D                                    C
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
A                               Ab                       A                   D
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
F                              Gb                      G
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
D                                               C
But it went straight down the middle like they say

[Verse Two]
D                                C
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
A                                   Ab                      A                    D
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
F                                  Gb                      G
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
D                                             C
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way

{Verse Three}
F                                            Ab
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
D                  Ab
And I was never keener to play
D                                         C
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
A                              Ab                            A              D
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
F                           Gb                    G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D                                      C
That it went straight down the middle today

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D C

[Verse Four]
A                              Ab          A                                               D
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
F                           Gb                    G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D                                                 Ab           A
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
D                                      C          C G C
But it went straight down the middle far awsy